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posted: 07/4/14 ·6 ♥ · reblog

posted: 06/17/14 · · reblog
maltrake asked: *points at you* dweeb

First of all, how dare you.

Second of all, how dare you.

Thirdly, narrr, takes one to know one!

In conclusion, I’m telling mom.

posted: 06/15/14 ·3 ♥ · reblog

how to chain your dragons, starring daenerys targaryen

posted: 06/10/14 ·16 ♥ · reblog

“average fantasy writer writes 1 novel every 10 years” factoid actualy just statistical error. average writer writes 1 novel per year. Georg RR Martin, who lives in cave & writes 1 every 10,000 years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

posted: 06/6/14 ·2 ♥ · reblog

*tips fedora to red priestess* m’lissandre.

posted: 06/5/14 ·33 ♥ ·via · reblog


ASoIaF Modern AU where the words of House Greyjoy are “what’s kraken”

posted: 06/3/14 ·16605 ♥ ·via · source · reblog

1x03 // 1x04 // 1x05

posted: 05/28/14 ·121626 ♥ ·via · source · reblog


hearing straight people talk about gay people without them knowing you’re gay is surreal. i feel like an undercover spy. they think i’m one of them

posted: 05/28/14 ·1093 ♥ ·via · source · reblog

"Jon, I’m going to tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your mother."
— Ned Stark, A Game of Thrones (via incorrectgotquotes)

posted: 05/27/14 ·33 ♥ · reblog

ASoIaF Modern AU where the words of House Greyjoy are “what’s kraken”

posted: 05/27/14 ·153735 ♥ ·via · source · reblog


having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

posted: 05/27/14 ·935 ♥ ·via · source · reblog

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